partybarackisinthehousetonight:

hi dad. you may be wondering why i’m glued to the ceiling

xaannaax:

bookiesbooty:

It’s back.

This is my favorite video of all time

lisquid:

This will be the cutest video you will see today. My grandparents found baby sea turtles on their doorstep this morning so they released them one by one!

itslike0715:

I told Rapunzel it was time for me to go, and this is what she had to say.

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

mewitti:

I held a sphynx cat once. It felt like a warm, squirmy peach.

mewitti:

I held a sphynx cat once. It felt like a warm, squirmy peach.

Put a fictional character in my ask

booksandhotchocolate:

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite 

hilloween:

ezelsklap:

niallwardvevo:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

HE’S BACK

THE GOD

a prostitute

newcrystalcitysteel:

blackpoquedown:

fucking flawless omg

fucking praise dominos

drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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barkout:

discrimination

barkout:

discrimination

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange